whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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