- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Andoni was here

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Death by kayak

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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