- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Please ignore this statement.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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