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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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