- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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