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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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