- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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