What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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