- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Potassium? K.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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