That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Women

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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