- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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