- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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