Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

guess what? bannanas

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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