Your mumma's so fat she is fat

You are joking right?

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Tilt your screen back .

knock knock come in !

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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