What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

woman's rights

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...