Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Gay rights.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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