- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Yes

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

This is not funny.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

poo

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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