Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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25

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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penis

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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