how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Latvia isn't a joke

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Whats funnier than 24, 69

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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