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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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