Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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This is an anti-joke.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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