Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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