Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Obama

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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