- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Mitt Romney

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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