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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Chlamydia

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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