There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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