Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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