- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

There's my tractor.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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