- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

I like school Said no one ever.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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