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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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