Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

mmm i love marble bumhole

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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