Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Anti Joke

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