- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

these are shit

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??