Do you play piano? No

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

a man was shot.... he died

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Knock knock Fuck off!

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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