- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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