- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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