KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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