- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??