- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why does the man appear fat he is

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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