- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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