Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

nickel back

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Neil is a reterd.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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