- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

black people

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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