Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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