A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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