- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

So FDR walks into a bar.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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