- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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irish man drinking john smiths

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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