- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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