- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Phew... it's gone.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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