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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is cowboy say

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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