Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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A pope meets another one

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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