Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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