Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Katy Perry

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Drew Knowles is gay

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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