Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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