Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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