i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

12/23/2012

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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