Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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penis

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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