- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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