- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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