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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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