Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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