Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Neither have I

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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