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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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