- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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