- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Moral

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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