Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

wommmoaooammaaa

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Dude man, I'm high...

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

WILLYS

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Anti Joke

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