- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What is funnier than 24 69

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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