- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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