what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

woman's rights

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

David Cameron

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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