- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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