- Anti Joke

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was the man sad His got raped

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice